Calling 911 is Weird!

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  • Have you thought how Weird phone calling 911 is? The customer service rep comes on and starts listing their Packages for sale. they offer 2 main lines of service. 1: if you need some one Shot, Killed, Dead right now, its Free of charge. Will provide Expedited Rush Delivery Free, beat the Pizza Guy, Jimmy Johns Guy there by 5 mins. You don't got to tip them ether. If they mess up your dry walling with lots of holes. They got insurance included for that Free too. To cover you for their aim going all over the place. 2: The 2nd Service they offer is the Opposite, if you want someone to NOT die, life Saved. put back together again. The base introductory package starts at $ 5000, the delivery charge is $ 3500 to $ 5000 depending upon where you live. The Deluxe full service plans of "The Not Dying" go up to $ 250,000 to $ 1,000,000. with Air delivery by helicopter $ 10,000. no buddy else is offering helicopter delivery. its like the lottery, gambling you don't know what package your going to get. lots of times your a sleep and don't get to pick at all, you just wake up there and they hand you the bill, No say in it. you try to say you didn't want all these extra options and tune ups. you show them your "do not Resuscitate release forum for religious purposes". they say "well its to late, no refunds". they are the worst mechanizes when it comes to scam charges sometimes. You don't want to hear about the hotel rooms, trumps got better prices on hotel rooms. the maid will not respect your do not disturb sign. You know what… youuu.. know what I think. I don't agree with this at all .The government Should not be giving away free shit, to these free loaders, these "i want tough on crime welfare" types. you ether kill who you think needs killing your self or you Pay the police man $ 10,000 plus tips, tax, fill his gas tank. you pay for it just like the Rest of us folks who are still alive, we paid our Not Dying Bill, so should you!

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CALLING ALL NYC BERNERS: Join Queens for Bernie on Thursday, 9/12 for a Debate Watch Party in Sunnyside!

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CALLING ALL NYC BERNERS: Join Queens for Bernie on Thursday, 9/12 for a Debate Watch Party in Sunnyside!

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Hey NYC Fam!

Next Thursday, join Queens For Bernie Sanders at Sanger Hall in Sunnyside to watch our beautiful boy kick ass and take names at the THIRD 2020 DEMOCRATIC PRIMARY DEBATE! 💪👴🏻 We'll get started at 7:00PM before getting settled and watching the debate at 8:00PM, although we recommend folks arrive early since we're expecting a YUUUGE turnout and seating will be first come first serve. Feel free to bring/wear any Bernie gear you have, bring your crew, and COME THROUGH! 🔥🔥🔥Details and links to sign-up are below:

Facebook:

https://www.facebook.com/events/2456283121130896/?active_tab=about

Action Network:

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I just phonebanked for 15 minutes – my very first time! Join me and spend just a few minutes calling California and helping Senator Sanders become President!

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Did you catch Bernie’s new preemptive response to being called “socialist” all the time? He’s been calling Trump “the worst kind of socialist”

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Republicans will call the Democrat candidate a socialist even if someone other than Bernie runs. CNN and MSNBC already disingenuously introduce Bernie as socialist every time they talk about him.

I like Bernie's new approach, he's been calling Trump a corporate socialist for all the handouts he gives away to the top 1%. Here's Bernie's op-ed: Trump Is the Worst Kind of Socialist

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